I broke my cell phone yesterday. It was one of those things that I probably should have known better than to try, but I just couldn’t help myself. You see, I ran out of batteries for my vibrator. You can see this one coming already, can’t you? I was so horny I just had to find something that would get me off. That is when a friend of mine called me and, low and behold, it was set on vibrate!

Now, I’m not one of those girls who just pick something up and slide it in her pussy. I know girls like that and they all seem to be missing something in the intelligence department. I like to use my toys when I have to, but with no batteries I had to find something to ease the burning inside. That is when I decided that my phone would make a very good clit teaser!

I stretched out on my bed and put my cell phone against my clit. Using my home phone, I called my cell number and let it vibrate me into ecstasy. It was so hot doing it that way but I have learned a very good lesson. That is, don’t let it go to your voice mail after two or three rings. You have to take that little function off so that you can just let it ring and ring as long as you want.

Unfortunately, I also learned that you should probably put it in a plastic bag or something before you start. I pretty much wrecked my cell phone when I came all over it. I soaked it pretty good and it just stopped working after that. Now, I have to go out and find a new phone. I was going to take it in and see if someone could fix it, but then I realized that my cell phone smelled just like hot pussy juice and I really didn’t want to go through the whole explanation aspect of that conversation.

So I think that after I get my new cell phone I will pop down to the store and buy a bunch of new batteries. That way I can make sure that I don’t ruin my new phone like I did the last one. I might even buy a new vibrator while I’m out and I can celebrate breaking my old phone and buying my new phone in style.

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