When Cell Phones Break
I broke my cell phone yesterday. It was one of those things that I probably should have known better than to try, but I just couldn’t help myself. You see, I ran out of batteries for my vibrator. You can see this one coming already, can’t you? I was so horny I just had to find something that would get me off. That is when a friend of mine called me and, low and behold, it was set on vibrate!
Now, I’m not one of those girls who just pick something up and slide it in her pussy. I know girls like that and they all seem to be missing something in the intelligence department. I like to use my toys when I have to, but with no batteries I had to find something to ease the burning inside. That is when I decided that my phone would make a very good clit teaser!
I stretched out on my bed and put my cell phone against my clit. Using my home phone, I called my cell number and let it vibrate me into ecstasy. It was so hot doing it that way but I have learned a very good lesson. That is, don’t let it go to your voice mail after two or three rings. You have to take that little function off so that you can just let it ring and ring as long as you want.
Unfortunately, I also learned that you should probably put it in a plastic bag or something before you start. I pretty much wrecked my cell phone when I came all over it. I soaked it pretty good and it just stopped working after that. Now, I have to go out and find a new phone. I was going to take it in and see if someone could fix it, but then I realized that my cell phone smelled just like hot pussy juice and I really didn’t want to go through the whole explanation aspect of that conversation.
So I think that after I get my new cell phone I will pop down to the store and buy a bunch of new batteries. That way I can make sure that I don’t ruin my new phone like I did the last one. I might even buy a new vibrator while I’m out and I can celebrate breaking my old phone and buying my new phone in style.
My New Tattoo
The other day I was deciding on whether or not to get a new tattoo. I like the small ones I have but was thinking maybe I should get something bigger this time. I went to the tattoo studio and talked to one of the sexiest artists there, and asked him about getting one on my lower back. He gave me the whole spiel that they always give you and I looked around at some designs.
After finding one that I liked, he told me to sit down, lift up my shirt, and pull my pants down enough for him to do his work. I think I caught him by surprise when I took my shirt and my pants off! The look on his face was fantastic. I could tell that I was turning him on, but he did try very hard to hide it.
I sat in the chair with my arms over the back and let my hips slide toward him so that he could work on my tattoo. The buzzing of the machine and the constant ache of the needles made my pussy start to drip so bad that it was all I could do to not tell him to fuck me right there in the chair. I was sure he would see the juices soon anyway.
I let one of my hands slide down and start to rub my clit as he was doing his artwork on me. I think he started to notice when my juices were running down onto his bare leg hehe. It was sooooo hot I just couldn’t control myself anymore. I turned my head around and asked him how he would like to slide his big hard cock in my pussy while he was working on me? He grinned and said that this tattoo was going to end up costing me absolutely nothing! I told him he had better take his shorts down then and hurry up.
Now, having a nice big hard cock inside you while you are getting a tattoo done is one of the best feelings in the world. Of course, I couldn’t really move all that much, though. I didn’t want him to mess my tattoo up, after all, but I have great muscle control and had him cumming inside me in a matter of seconds. It was so hot that he told me I could come back and get all the free ink I wanted.
DOGGING
I’ve been going dogging for quite a number of months now and I think its brilliant for a night of meaningless fucking with no strings being a major bonus for me. I go to a place that is about 10 minutes from my house and there is activity there at least twice a week, I usually go once a week because I’ve got a lot on at the moment.
The last time I went was 3 weeks ago now, lovely warm night, so I wore a flimsy see through skirt and a little strappy top, no bra under it either for easy access! My mate came along with me because I have been telling her a few about the things that have happened over the last few times I’ve been. Didn’t think she’d like it cos she’s a bit of a prude, but she loved it, especially when my nipples were in her mouth, never thought she’d do that so I returned the favour and by this time there must have been 5 guys around the car all wanking off. We thought we’d give them something more to look at so when I went down on her in the front seat and licked her pussy, she loved it!
And so did they, you should have seen how fast they were wanking then, most of the guys spirting all over the side of the car.
God I love it when Im being watched. Im going again soon so I’ll keep you all posted x
SCREWING THE LODGER
We had a lodger staying with us back last summer, some bloke my hubby brought home from work, because his wife threw him out. I hadn’t met him before but soon as our eyes met I knew I was going to end up in bed with him. He had the most gorgeous dark brown eyes, dark hair and his body was to die for. The sexual tension in the house was unbearable, I just couldn’t wait to send my hubby out for the night so I could have Ian all to myself. A night out with the boys came up, the ideal opportunity.
Soon as my hubby was out of the door I was practically dragging him up the stairs, within 5 minutes we were both naked and rolling around on the bed. His cock was very, very thick, I could just about get my hand round it. When he told me to lie back and enjoy myself, my god he wasn’t joking, the way he licked my clit that night, you could have peeled me off the ceiling. I was squirting everywhere, the sheet under me was soaking. Then he turned me over and started banging me doggy style, fucking hell talk about multiple orgasms, I lost count that night
Cant wait to have our next lodger!! x
FUCK BUDDIES
As you all know by know I’m a right little slut when I get going and I just love a totally fulfilling sex life, which I have got by the way. Its not just my hubby that I fuck mind you, I’ve got a fuck buddy in work as well. He’s well fit with a nice body and a huge cock, which I love! Its really thick and when he cums, by fuck he don’t half make a mess, unless its down my throat which it is most of the time.
I’ve got to say though that he is extremely talented when it comes to licking pussy, he knows the spot that drives me fucking crazy!!! He always gets me absolutely dripping wet and his face is always soaking with my juices, fucking hell I’m getting wet just thinking about it now, I’m meeting him one day next week for a good fucking session (gonna tell my hubby that I’m working on so I can go and get good fucking) I can’t wait!!!
Keep you posted x
Casual sex with strangers
I just love getting fucked as you already know cos I’m such a slut but there’s something that makes fucking a total stranger a very horny experience indeed. You never know exactly what you are gonna get, which is the part I like.
Last weekend I was on one of my friends hen party’s, there was nine of us horny women all tanked up and looking for cock. Well, it wasn’t long before I found some. A guy come on to me, don’t think he was a day over 25, but very good looking and he had a nice peachy arse mmm. He flirted with me all night, he didn’t take his eyes off me once, bought me a few drinks and I couldn’t help but notice the growing bulge in his jeans. He said I was making him incredibly horny with what I was wearing, which wasn’t very much at all. Nice short skirt, little skimpy top, high stilettos, wonder bra so nothing was left to the imagination really.
I suggested maybe we go outside, by this time all the girls were egging me on (and apparently they had bet between themselves that I would fuck him by 9 o’clock that night). So we went out to the alleyway by the side of the bar we were in, he was against the wall with his legs open, begging me to give him a blow job cos he was so horny. I wasn’t gonna say no when it was right there in front of me, so I dropped to my knees and undone his zip, got his cock out and I have to say it was big, a good 8 inches, very nice. And it tasted good too as I ran the tip of my tongue around his bell end, and when I took it in my mouth he let out a big groan and he was pushing it further into my mouth. It wasn’t long before he came, he didn’t half fill my mouth with cum. After we cleaned ourselves up we went back into the bar like nothing had happened. All the girls cheered when I walked back in, they knew by the look on my face that I had enjoyed myself.
Can’t wait for next weekend now!! X
KEEPING MY MEN UNDER CONTROL
I love to be the dominant one in all of my relationships, whether it is with men or women, I am the one that always makes all the decisions about what’s gonna happen be it sexually or other wise. And if anyone steps out of line or doesn’t listen exactly to my instructions, then fucking god help them. My fella is a very submissive pussy and I completely control every single aspect of his life, for example what he wears, what he spends his pays on (most of which I take off him anyway) he always has to tell me where he is at all times, if he disobeys my instructions he does get pain inflicted on him. I train him with a very nice thick strap-on cock which I get out of my drawer when he steps out of line. The fucking pussy boy that he is. He was crying like a girl the last time I fucked him with it, bet he loves it really. What you think?
THREESOME SEX
God I just love having a three some! I done one a few weeks ago, (my hubby knows nothing about it, my little secret) it was with my friend Claire and her boyfriend, just a little treat for his 35th birthday, God knows he nagged us for long enough. Well anyway, we all went out for a couple of drinks for his birthday and the subject once again came up. But, unknown to him, me and Claire had been planning it anyway for him. Both of us had our sexiest pulling gear on, stockings, suspenders, wonder bra the works.
His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw my tits! Claire couldn’t take her eyes of them either. She said she couldn’t wait to get into my knickers and I couldn’t wait to get to get into hers. Meanwhile her fella was just standing there with a massive hard-on just dying to watch us fuck. We all went back to her flat and had a few more drinks just to wind him up even more, then to put him out of his misery, we started to do a very slow strip tease and at the same time touching and caressing each others bodies. His tongue was nearly on the floor by this time and the both of us were soaking wet, so we all went into the bedroom and got on the bed together.
All of us rolling around and feeling every part of each others bodies. He was begging us to lick each others pussies for him to me and Claire got into a 69 for him and really started lapping each others juices. He was wanking like a maniac by this point and it wasn’t long before he had to join in. I had his cock first and by fuck it was big a good thick 9 incher and it felt so fucking good having my pussy licked by Claire and being fucked at the same time, I was in heaven. Then it was Claire’s turn so we rolled over and she got a good hard fucking as well, but this time he was in such a state, it wasn’t long before he shot his load all over her nice round arse cheeks, while I was still lapping on her pussy and within minutes both of us were coming in each others mouths, heaven!!! Keep you posted next time it happens x
MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER
I’m going back a few years now to when I was 18 years old, I was at a house party for my best friends 18th birthday, there was loads of us there girls and guys, and all night I was getting eyed up by one woman in particular, she was one of my friends aunties and I knew she was a lesbian which I found a huge turn on, and damn she looked fucking hot that night.
As the night when on we were all dancing and drinking as you do, and my mates auntie was rubbing her self against me more and more as we were dancing, and I was getting wetter by the minute. She didn’t half tease me that night, so I thought I’d play her at her own game. So I went upstairs to the bathroom adjusting my little skirt as I went up the stairs because I knew her eyes were all over me. When I came out of the toilet there she was waiting for me.
She pushed me up against the wall put my hand above my head and gave me the most amazing snog I’d ever had. As you can imagine I was dripping wet by this point, then she started to feel my tits though my top and my nipples were standing erect, rock hard. I could have let her lick my pussy there and then, she was do fucking hot and incredibly talented with her fingers. Im dripping wet just thinking back, she always made me so fucking horny!
MASTERBATING
God I love doing phone sex!! It’s the only thing I’ve ever done where I can play with myself all day long and not have to worry about getting caught, though I do get really wet with the thought that someone is watching me through the window when I’m playing with my smooth wet pussy. And when im not using my fingers out comes the Rampant Rabbit and boy, it does exactly what it says on the tin!! Best vibrator I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a few.
I got a call today from a guy who loves to listen to me play with my pussy, I always put the phone next to my pussy lips so he can hear how wet he makes me, and I get soaking wet. He always returns the favour and lets me listen to him wanking his big hard cock for me, I love the wet slapping sounds his cock makes, gets me so fucking horny that I want to be fucked right there and then.
