I broke my cell phone yesterday. It was one of those things that I probably should have known better than to try, but I just couldn’t help myself. You see, I ran out of batteries for my vibrator. You can see this one coming already, can’t you? I was so horny I just had to find something that would get me off. That is when a friend of mine called me and, low and behold, it was set on vibrate!

Now, I’m not one of those girls who just pick something up and slide it in her pussy. I know girls like that and they all seem to be missing something in the intelligence department. I like to use my toys when I have to, but with no batteries I had to find something to ease the burning inside. That is when I decided that my phone would make a very good clit teaser!

I stretched out on my bed and put my cell phone against my clit. Using my home phone, I called my cell number and let it vibrate me into ecstasy. It was so hot doing it that way but I have learned a very good lesson. That is, don’t let it go to your voice mail after two or three rings. You have to take that little function off so that you can just let it ring and ring as long as you want.

Unfortunately, I also learned that you should probably put it in a plastic bag or something before you start. I pretty much wrecked my cell phone when I came all over it. I soaked it pretty good and it just stopped working after that. Now, I have to go out and find a new phone. I was going to take it in and see if someone could fix it, but then I realized that my cell phone smelled just like hot pussy juice and I really didn’t want to go through the whole explanation aspect of that conversation.

So I think that after I get my new cell phone I will pop down to the store and buy a bunch of new batteries. That way I can make sure that I don’t ruin my new phone like I did the last one. I might even buy a new vibrator while I’m out and I can celebrate breaking my old phone and buying my new phone in style.

The other day I was deciding on whether or not to get a new tattoo. I like the small ones I have but was thinking maybe I should get something bigger this time. I went to the tattoo studio and talked to one of the sexiest artists there, and asked him about getting one on my lower back. He gave me the whole spiel that they always give you and I looked around at some designs.

After finding one that I liked, he told me to sit down, lift up my shirt, and pull my pants down enough for him to do his work. I think I caught him by surprise when I took my shirt and my pants off! The look on his face was fantastic. I could tell that I was turning him on, but he did try very hard to hide it.

I sat in the chair with my arms over the back and let my hips slide toward him so that he could work on my tattoo. The buzzing of the machine and the constant ache of the needles made my pussy start to drip so bad that it was all I could do to not tell him to fuck me right there in the chair. I was sure he would see the juices soon anyway.

I let one of my hands slide down and start to rub my clit as he was doing his artwork on me. I think he started to notice when my juices were running down onto his bare leg hehe. It was sooooo hot I just couldn’t control myself anymore. I turned my head around and asked him how he would like to slide his big hard cock in my pussy while he was working on me? He grinned and said that this tattoo was going to end up costing me absolutely nothing! I told him he had better take his shorts down then and hurry up.

Now, having a nice big hard cock inside you while you are getting a tattoo done is one of the best feelings in the world. Of course, I couldn’t really move all that much, though. I didn’t want him to mess my tattoo up, after all, but I have great muscle control and had him cumming inside me in a matter of seconds. It was so hot that he told me I could come back and get all the free ink I wanted.