I broke my cell phone yesterday. It was one of those things that I probably should have known better than to try, but I just couldn’t help myself. You see, I ran out of batteries for my vibrator. You can see this one coming already, can’t you? I was so horny I just had to [...]

The other day I was deciding on whether or not to get a new tattoo. I like the small ones I have but was thinking maybe I should get something bigger this time. I went to the tattoo studio and talked to one of the sexiest artists there, and asked him about getting one on [...]